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Welcome to the Solaris Blog! ヾ( ʚ̴̶̷ .̫ ʚ̴̶̷ )ﾉ”
Say, adventurer, are you interested in making some easy coin? How about a scenic hike up a mountain to squish some snow sprites? We’re currently looking for more damage dealers.
Bring your own potions, by the way, since these scrubs are broke. Needless to say, armor repairs are not covered either.
Do you have crowd control abilities? Because we’ll definitely need it. Not for the legendary Winter Shogun; we can deal with him easily. The real challenge of the quest is managing these three useless heroines on the trek up.
Good Smile Company just announced three Konosuba figures in its Pop Up Parade series: the winter versions of Megumin, Aqua and Darkness! In fact, the prodigious explosion specialist is already in our store. At a very affordable price point, you can assemble the party for less than the price of a scale, and with rivaling quality. If you haven’t yet, check out our review of the many different tiers of Konosuba figures!
So you’re coming to the mountains with us? Awesome! Let’s just do a quick gear check and we’ll be going soon!
Megumin doesn’t need too much protection; if she can release her EXPLOOOSION then nothing will ever hit her! It’s simple logic. *taps head*
Other than her bright red eyes, the flashy poncho gives away her affiliation with the Crimson Demon Clan. Who else would wear a Chomusuke-themed coat this proudly?
Fire courses through her veins, ready to ignite with a cheesy incantation! When you’re this ardent inside, pants are a mere choice. Besides, it’s an opportunity to show off the goods usually covered by her other clothes… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Because this excitable chuuni dives in at any and every chance to show off her magical abilities, she was the first to arrive at the store, at the end of May. Go check her out!
Equally fiery, but burning up with a different kind of flame, is the spoiled heiress of house Dustiness, Lalatina! (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄) AKA Darkness, as she prefers.
*sigh* I know…she doesn’t look like it, but this is our tank. I’m sorry. (っ◞‸◟c) Usually she wears adamantite-enhanced plate armor. But don’t worry! Most of her resistances are in that perverted mind and in that curvaceous body of hers. I’m pretty sure even the bouncy bits are made of muscle.
That color palette makes her look very mature indeed, but they don’t suit a tank. I mean, look at the rest of us, wearing the flashiest things we could find in Axel…So here’s the battle plan: if the Winter Shogun spawns, you’ll have to grab her by those expensive furs she’s wearing, throw her at him and run the other way, OK?
If nimbleness isn’t your highest stat, no worries. Last time we faced that monster Kazuma’s head rolled that way (˵╹◡╹)> while his body toppled that way. <(╹◡╹˵) But he was fine, because this one who looks like a dumb kid going cicada hunting in the middle of winter is our healer!
Ever heard of the goddess Aqua? Yeah, me neither. I’m an Eris follower too. But she’s pretty good, actually! She can strike a bargain with the underworld like no one else! I guess that makes her a necromancer…but hey, beggars can’t be choosers. ╮(╯ ∀ ╰)╭
We’re all set! Let’s go kill those snow sprites, to get heaps of mone- I mean, to free Axel from the grip of winter!
Order today to assemble the party! And whenever you’re ready, port to the top of the mountain.
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Until next time! ヾ(＾∇＾)
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